User blog:EliteUchiha970/Saori Tries to cook

Jacob:"so bro what you made for some food"

Josh:"Oh, Saori made food"

Jacob:"...You let her cook"

Saori comes in with the Food as she gives out the bowls in excitement

Saori:"food is ready"

Josh and Jacob look in the food with some level of fear

Josh in head:"oh god it looks poisonous"

Saori:"Trust me, I spent many hours cooking lunch and I hope you enjoy it"

Josh:"don't worry bae it looks incredible"

Saori:"also I got this recipe from my mother"

Josh in head:"If i don't eat this, then she'll be sad and i'll feel bad"

Jacob whispers to Josh:" Yo eat it first, I need to make sure it isn't gonna kill me"

Josh whispers to Jacob:"that's rude, but fine i'll take one for the team but you owe me"

Josh dramatically slowly eats a chunk of the soup

Josh:"wow this tastes good"

Jacob:"huh" and was about to take a bite

Saori:"wait are you serious, oh my god that makes me so hap-"

Josh falls face first in the table

Jacob:"0-0"

Saori:"don't worry its his narcolepsy its fine"

Jacob hits Josh in with his sword sheath Josh did not wake up

Saori:"Is he Dead"

Jacob:"...Im not hungry anymore"